Not a song by Bread

[lillibet]

If I owned a restaurant, it would serve eclectic tapas, kind of like Cuchi-Cuchi, but with more Italian and Japanese items.

If I owned a small store, it would sell books.

If I wrote a book, it would be one of the several I've dreamed up over the years. I've got a couple of novels I've always meant to write, a book on how to live in a group house, a couple of self-help ideas, and a hell of a memoir.

If I taught at a college, I would probably teach some form of psychology or literature.

If I recorded an album, it would be covers done very differently from the originals--"Leave It Like It Is" by David Wilcox as a smoky torch song, "One Thing Leads to Another" by The Fixx in a babydoll voice, that kind of thing.