"Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to? That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge. Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it." -- From "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
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Date: 2009-07-09 06:43 am (UTC)That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.
Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?
No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it."
-- From "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
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Date: 2009-07-12 10:38 pm (UTC)But dude: "we need answers"? "We need to know what happened to our cousin"?
He fell into an 8-foot vat of scalding hot chocolate and was hit in the head by the mixer.